7/16/2023 0 Comments Slack jawed yokel pt 1 tapped outYesterday, as I was having lunch at a restaurant, I bit into a sandwich and felt something odd. According to that bit of provably untrue silliness, Methuselah lived some 9.6 to 16% of the total age of the earth.Īnyway, this post is not about the idiocy of creationism nor is it about disputing yet another unpossible claim from the Bible it’s actually about getting old and I’ve gone very far afield already. That’s pretty old, especially when you consider that young earth creationists think the whole works has only existed for 6,000 to 10,000 years. Apparently, he was in the Bible:Īnd all the days of Methuselah were nine hundred sixty and nine years: and he died. Do you know who Methuselah is? Neither do I it’s something my grandmother used to say. By Middle Ages standards, I’m as old as Methuselah. Thanks again for the laugh all of you in this sub and those who’ve quoted the lines with me in their heads and in text in the thread.By today’s standards, I’m barely middle-aged. Perfect example is Cletus.Įdit: added a word and a comma, I think I’m still missing some punctuation and could’ve written this better but I’m at work. I realize this is heresy because there has been some magical moments, but in those first several seasons, those are the most quotable and most memorable I’ve seen amongst hardcore fans and even non fans know what you mean. I don’t wanna talk trash about the newer ones but, in my humblest of opinions, they just haven’t captured the magic like back then except in a few fleeting moments or bits after season 15 or so, something started an inexorable decline. Seems like with the popularity and all the money they pull in they could get awesome writers in a room in these last 20 seasons. I will always love the show but, the writers from approximately Seaason 3 or 4 through Season 10 or 13 were fantastic and unmatched. IMO, this was during the peak of Simpsons hilarity. Growing up a pianist I’d watched 32 short stories of Glen Gould literally within the same year as seeing this. Hate to chime in again but just saw this: Thanks for sharing OP, now have a new background.Ībsolutely one of the best episodes of the Simpsons ever. Results of the /r/TheSimpsons "favorite episode" poll.r/TheSimpsons March Madness Episodes Final Bracket.Using Reddit flair data to determine the most quoted episodes of the Simpsons.Supposedly, writer, John Swartzwelder stops by the sub.We also won't let you shill the Eddie Stobart trucking company. We no longer will allow you all to shill the MALK company's products and now remove them.So some political posts are allowed, but if you're completely changing a quote/image just for political reasons it can be removed. The Simpsons has always had politics within the show.Simpsons Did It) but no full on re-purposing of quotes to talk about unrelated topics. No rewriting quotes to talk about things not relating to the Simpsons. No meme templates talking about things not relating to the Simpsons.Hate that it has to be said, but personal attacks, racism, slurs, etc are not allowed and will lead to a ban.Please use spoiler tags when necessary: (/spoiler), ex: X Kills Y.Pay close attention to the rules & guidelines. Join the /r/TheSimpsons discord for daily trivia. Note: The Simpsons have made fun of politics pretty much since its inception and there will be political posts from time to time because of that. (Images, videos, quotes, news, articles, thoughts, trivia, etc.) Everything related to The Simpsons! Check out /r/SimpsonsShitposting if that's your thing.
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